{"id":322,"date":"2016-03-03T09:30:26","date_gmt":"2016-03-03T08:30:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poco.com.pl\/?p=322"},"modified":"2016-03-03T09:30:26","modified_gmt":"2016-03-03T08:30:26","slug":"malzenstwo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poco.com.pl\/?p=322","title":{"rendered":"Ma\u0142\u017ce\u0144stwo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pewna \u015bwie\u017co po\u015blubiona para stale si\u0119 k\u0142\u00f3ci\u0142a. Ma\u0142\u017conkowie w \u017cadnej sprawie nie mogli doj\u015b\u0107 do zgody. Ka\u017cde obarcza\u0142o drugiego win\u0105 za drobne przykro\u015bci dnia codziennego. \u017byli n\u0119dznie i w\u015br\u00f3d ci\u0105g\u0142ych awantur. Za namow\u0105 przyjaci\u00f3\u0142 poszli po rad\u0119 do pewnego guru, kt\u00f3ry \u017cy\u0142 w s\u0105siedztwie, i ka\u017cde po kolei przedstawi\u0142o mu swoje zarzuty. Guru wys\u0142ucha\u0142 ich uwa\u017cnie, pokiwa\u0142 g\u0142ow\u0105 i w ko\u0144cu powiedzia\u0142:<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Widz\u0119 tylko jedno rozwi\u0105zanie. I stosuje si\u0119 ono do wszystkich. \u017beby para \u017cy\u0142a w pe\u0142nej zgodzie, musz\u0105 sta\u0107 si\u0119 jednym.<\/p>\n<p>M\u0119\u017cczyzna i kobieta powiedzieli na to ch\u00f3rem:<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sta\u0107 si\u0119 jednym?<\/p>\n<p>Zgoda!<\/p>\n<p>Tylko kt\u00f3rym?????<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>opowie\u015b\u0107 indyjska<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pewna \u015bwie\u017co po\u015blubiona para stale si\u0119 k\u0142\u00f3ci\u0142a. Ma\u0142\u017conkowie w \u017cadnej sprawie nie mogli doj\u015b\u0107 do zgody. Ka\u017cde obarcza\u0142o drugiego win\u0105 za drobne przykro\u015bci dnia codziennego. \u017byli n\u0119dznie i w\u015br\u00f3d ci\u0105g\u0142ych awantur. Za namow\u0105 przyjaci\u00f3\u0142 poszli po rad\u0119 do pewnego guru, kt\u00f3ry \u017cy\u0142 w s\u0105siedztwie, i ka\u017cde po kolei przedstawi\u0142o mu swoje zarzuty. Guru wys\u0142ucha\u0142 ich [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poco.com.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poco.com.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poco.com.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poco.com.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poco.com.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=322"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/poco.com.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":323,"href":"https:\/\/poco.com.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322\/revisions\/323"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poco.com.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poco.com.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poco.com.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}